you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
They should really pass out barf bags in church
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
Randomize
