I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
So while she was giving me a lap dance I told her I quit med school. Just so she didn't feel like the only one who's made bad decisions in their life.
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
Randomize
