She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
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Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
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He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
I love you. Go after that dick
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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