Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
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