a queef is a wish your heart makes.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
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