My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
Holy sore nipples Batman
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
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