Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
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These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
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We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
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