my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
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She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
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I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
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