i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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