So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
dude i'm inner monologue high
Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
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I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
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Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
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