I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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