I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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