I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
You ended at least 6 stories with "and that's why I don't snort coke anymore"
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
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