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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
My vag should have a twitter account. It would be like "destroyed another condom today".
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
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