id be glad to
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
My dad just asked Siri to "help me find my daughters dignity."
If you were my daughter, I'd do the same thing.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
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