C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
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