am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
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