ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
You took a bar mat shot.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
How external is "for external use only"?
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
Randomize
