Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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