Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
Randomize
