can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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