we have officially lost it.
Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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