Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
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