@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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