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I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
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