ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
I love you
are you drunk
yes but I def love you, we should get married
But I'm Jewish
embrace Jesus
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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