sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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