Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
I had new employee orientation at the YMCA today. I showed up with a hangover, a black eye, scratches down my arm, and a sore throat from puking gin and keystone.
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
i woke up today to a handjob from this really fat girl that keeps calling me michael phelps
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
Well we were just driving down the street, there was a realtor and a couple walking up the porch of a house for sale, mark sticks his head out, opens his mouth to say something, pukes all down the side of the car, pauses, and yells "THIS IS A PHENOMAL NEIGHBORHOOD YOURE GONNA LOVE IT"
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
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