also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
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