you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
The midget we rented got so drunk last night he got carted off in an ambulance
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
Holy shit dude........stairs
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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