Your mouth is God's brothel.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
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In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
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2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
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