Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
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you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
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Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
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