Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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