So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
My sheets look like a crime scene.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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