oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
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I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
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My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
Next time I say "i forgot to eat dinner, oh well" before drinking STRAP ME TO A CHAIR AND FORCE FEED ME BEFORE ALLOWING ME TO CONSUME BOOZE
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