Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
I have a voicemail from Mike at 1am. He starts to say something, but then throws up instead.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
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