no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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