Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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my phone vibrated itself into my puke bucket and literally sizzled. you'll have to reach me at this number for a while.
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
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He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
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