i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
Randomize
