sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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