porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
FYI... At my funeral, it will be your job to throw yourself dramatically onto my casket.
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
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