Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
Randomize
