3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
I still have a little drunk in my system
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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