I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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