I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
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i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
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I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
The forecast for tonight is alcohol and low expectations.
You're the only meteorologist I listen to.
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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