Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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