yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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