I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
I'm way too hungover for life right now
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