Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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