marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
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