Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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