So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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