How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
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