Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Randomize
