I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
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What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
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Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
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