Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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