I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
I failed the drunk obstacle course of trying to find my bed... consolation prize... a sore ankle and "disappointed' parents.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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