He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
what you doin?
I just woke up vomited poured myself a chocolate milk and turned on the peoples court. you?
reread what you just wrote and reconsider your entire life
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
tell me about the fingering
Randomize
