I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
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I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
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Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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